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PKMN Skies: True Love

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It was a warm Summer day.  The Sun and breezes were in perfect harmony.  The beaches sang with the song of tides as the woods teemed with dancing animals.  It was a day that would bring a spring to a child's step and a poem to a writer's mind.

Naturally, Asuka was indoors.

She started a movie marathon the day before, but lost track of time after the fifth movie.  She didn't know the Sun had gone down, let alone come back up.  She didn't notice the smell of emptied pizza boxes all around her.  She
certainly didn't feel shame in watching Enter the Dragon Rage for the 15th time in her 17 year life...or watching it alone.

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."  Asuka said along with the movie...The movie was on mute and she had been saying every single line of dialogue for it.  Even then unintelligible battle cries.

Before Asuka could quote more of the movie and further prove how much of a dork she was, a loud and terrible sound pierced her eardrums!  The sound a door-knock interrupting her movie!

"Uh...Um...H-hold on..."  Asuka was always glad to have visitors, but Bruce "The Hitmon" Lee was about to kick the bad guy.  How in Arceus' name could one expected to choose between these two things!?

"Oh, thank gosh!"  Asuka sighed with relief as she found the remote.  She paused the movie while simultaneously misusing the word 'gosh.'

Some girls may have made sure their clothes were tidy before answering the door.  Most people in general would have showered that day.  But these things didn't bother (or occur to) Asuka.  She cheefully answered the door, stinking to Spear Pillar and back.

"Hello!"  She cheerfully greeted her guest.  Her cheer was soon replaced with annoyance.

At Asuka's door stood a Muk...Well, 'stood' isn't the right word for a gelatinous blob, but 'sat in a mound, propped up only by its own mass piled on top of itself' doesn't quite roll off the tongue.  The Muk stayed in front of Asuka's door, motionless and seemingly bored.  Its eyes were half-open and the other half was apathetic.  Asuka was a little more expressive.

“Awww!”  Asuka groaned as she slumped her shoulders.  “What’re you doing here, Smooze?  I thought I left you at the beach!

Smooze sat there until suddenly, its eyes widened!  Asuka stepped back and readied her fists!  A terrible, guttural sound traveled up from the Muk’s innards.

“Bluurp.”  False alarm.  Smooze just burped.

“Ewwwww!  You’re so gross!”  Asuka complained as she held her nose, conveniently overlooking the fact that her house was filled with trash and that she hadn’t showered that day.

“Breaauh, bruh.”  Smooze seemed to try to make words, but kinda gave up.

“You know I don’t understand you, right?”

“Bruuuuuuuuh…”

Asuka rolled her eyes.  She moved in closer to make her point.

“I!  Don’t!  Under!  Stand!  Yoooooou!”

Asuka yelled like a seasoned veteran, but she made a tactical error in her word choice.  Pursing her lips on ‘you’ and dragging out the vowel looked like she was doing a little more than talking.  The fact that she was already so close to Smooze also didn’t help…Well, didn’t help Asuka anyway.

*Smoooooooooooooch*

Asuka’s eyes widened in terror as she felt sap on her lips.  Only, it wasn’t sap.  It was Muk.  Muk lips.  Muk lips kissing her lips.

Asuka tried breaking free, but Smooze’s body was too thick.  For every inch Asuka fought for, she sank in two inches.  Before she knew it, half of her body was submerged in Smooze and the other half was getting kissed.

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”  Asuka screamed as Smooze lifted her up and proceeded to drench her in sticky smooches.

“What manner of villainy is afoot here!?”  Gawain, the Kabutops knight, appeared from a nearby house.

“GAWAIN!  IT’S THAT MUK AGAAAAAIN!”  Asuka shrieked as her limbs became increasingly useless.

Gawain…didn’t jump into action.  In fact, he kinda did the opposite and started walking away.

“Lady Asuka,” Gawain started, actually annoyed.  “I’m glad you hath found love, but it is unladylike to scream and holler about it in public.  Would you mind taking your romance indoors?”

Smooze started to slither into Asuka’s house.

“THAT WASN’T AN INVITATIOOOOOOOON!”  Asuka screamed before the door closed behind her.

With Asuka back indoors and her screaming gone, Gawain was free to compose a poem and the children to frolic in the fields.  The animals resumed their dancing in the woods as the ocean reprised its song of tides.  The Sun and breezes stayed in perfect harmony on this warm Summer day.

Word Count: 770

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"How They Met" submission for Asuka's pet in PKMNSkies and a sequel to *ahem* less than spectacular attempt to clean the beach a few months ago.  Features a cameo by Maiden-Chynna's Gawain.

Want more Smooze?  Here's his...uh, her...uh...its bio.

Want more Gawain?  Here's his bio.
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Zizum's avatar
What a cute couple. I hope we'll see more of Smooze :)